“Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn’t the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment.” — Robert Benchley
“He who seeks vengeance must dig two graves: one for his enemy and one for himself.” — Chinese proverb
“Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?” — Edgar Bergen
“Beware of advice, even this.” — Carl Sandburg
“By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.” — Robert Frost
“I do not like work even when someone else does it.” — Mark Twain
“Depend on the rabbit’s foot if you will, but remember it didn’t work for the rabbit.” — R. E. Shay
“The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not ‘Eureka!’ but ‘Hmmm, that’s funny…’” — Isaac Asimov
“Nine out of ten people who change their minds are wrong the second time too.” — Anonymous
“Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.” — Oscar Levant