Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn’t the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment.

He who seeks vengeance must dig two graves: one for his enemy and one for himself.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Beware of advice, even this.

By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.

I do not like work even when someone else does it.

Depend on the rabbit’s foot if you will, but remember it didn’t work for the rabbit.

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not ‘Eureka!’ but ‘Hmmm, that’s funny…’

Nine out of ten people who change their minds are wrong the second time too.

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.